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Lemon Tort: (noticing Lime Tart frantically scribbling on a chalkboard) ?

Lemon Tort: Hey, Tart. What’re you doing?

Lime Tart: (erasing) I’m trying to solve this mathematical equation, but I can’t figure it out!

Lemon Tort: (reading the chalkboard) Oh, that one. Yeah, it is pretty hard. What have you got so far? Maybe I can help?

Lime Tart: (writing) Well, I’ve measured every angle and calculated their value. Then substituted this with X and this with Y.

Lemon Tort: (picking up chalk) I see, but that means we can’t use Y for any negative number.

Lime Tart: I know, but that’s pretty normal for this formula.

Lemon Tort: (writing) So X equals the degree of the first angle and Y is at least twice the value of X.

Lime Tart: Yes, and the total is 176.67 and Z is unknown.

(2 hours later)

Lemon Tort: So, the logarithm didn’t work, but now we know Z = X - 17 + Y^2

Lime Tart: But this corner is not part of the equation! What was the lowest value we got so far again?

Lemon Tort: 26.

Lime Tart: Ugh! Too high for X!

Lemon Tort: Wait! But that means X is half the value of the sum of both corners! And X = Z + 17 - Y^2, so-

Lime Tart: Y-You’re right! And Y can’t be negative so it has to be above 0! 26 is too high for X, but…

Lime Tart: 26 + 23 = 49… so… 7!

Lemon Tort: That’s 17 + 39, 56… And Y and Z… 13… 66… 49…

Lime Tart: So 7 and 49. Which means 49 - Z = 34!

Lemon Tort: So then-

Lime Tart: Z equals-

Lemon Tort and Lime Tart: 15!

Lemon Tort and Lime Tart:

Lemon Tort and Lime Tart: (blushing, staring into each other’s eyes, holding hands)

Raspberry Tart: …Okay, I know I’m not an expert on math or romance, but seriously, someberry please explain to me what the whipped cream just happened here!

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Sprocket: (noticing Coco Bandicoot frantically scribbling on a chalkboard) ?

Sprocket: Hey, Coco. What’re you doing?

Coco Bandicoot: (erasing) I’m trying to solve this mathematical equation, but I can’t figure it out!

Sprocket: (reading the chalkboard) Oh, that one. Yeah, it is pretty hard. What have you got so far? Maybe I can help?

Coco Bandicoot: (writing) Well, I’ve measured every angle and calculated their value. Then substituted this with X and this with Y.

Sprocket: (picking up chalk) I see, but that means we can’t use Y for any negative number.

Coco Bandicoot: I know, but that’s pretty normal for this formula.

Sprocket: (writing) So X equals the degree of the first angle and Y is at least twice the value of X.

Coco Bandicoot: Yes, and the total is 176.67 and Z is unknown.

(2 hours later)

Sprocket: So, the logarithm didn’t work, but now we know Z = X - 17 + Y^2

Coco Bandicoot: But this corner is not part of the equation! What was the lowest value we got so far again?

Sprocket: 26.

Coco Bandicoot: Ugh! Too high for X!

Sprocket: Wait! But that means X is half the value of the sum of both corners! And X = Z + 17 - Y^2, so-

Coco Bandicoot: Y-You’re right! And Y can’t be negative so it has to be above 0! 26 is too high for X, but…

Coco Bandicoot: 26 + 23 = 49… so… 7!

Sprocket: That’s 17 + 39, 56… And Y and Z… 13… 66… 49…

Coco Bandicoot: So 7 and 49. Which means 49 - Z = 34!

Sprocket: So then-

Coco Bandicoot: Z equals-

Sprocket and Coco: 15!

Sprocket and Coco:

Sprocket and Coco: (blushing, staring into each other's eyes, holding hands)

Spyro: ...Okay, I know I'm not an expert on math or romance, but seriously, somebody please explain to me what in Skylands just happened here!